- Why does
this site exist?
for our own amusement. Any
amusement experienced by individuals who may visit this site is purely
kind of content should I expect to see here?
lucky if there is ever any content at all. At the rate we seem to be populating
this site with anything whatsoever would lead one to the conclusion that
we are, in fact, ignoring it.
Hopefully at some point there will be things here that reflect our
sense of humor, our interests, and incriminating photos of our friends engaging
in behaviors most wouldn’t consider doing in the privacy of their own
are known as the “Boyz”. We are a collection of some of the top
minds in the nation. Members of
our organization have been strategically placed in institutions
responsible for national energy conserves, worldwide communications,
global weather research and observation, etc.
I live a paranoid and fearful existence in that one day the forces for
which you are responsible will heed the call of activation and overthrow
world government to rule us all?
- Yes. But we are busy people. It might be a while.
there anything I should do to prepare myself for subservience under your
hard but fair dictatorship?
sure to always have some good beer in the fridge. Being an all-powerful overlord makes
one thirsty. If one of us happens
to stop by, you wouldn’t want to disappoint. Offering of Busch Light, Keystone,
Natural Light, Old Milwaukee, Coors Light, Hamm’s,
and the like will result in immediate execution.
there a way I can become a member of your group?
- No. But if you’re an attractive
20-something female, sending us a tasteful photograph of yourself might
sway us to put you in good standing with our organization.
does HTTCB stand for?
a good question. Its origins emanate
from a story long passed involving one of our members. It’s a good story, but I’m not going to
tell it to you.